Thursday, October 30, 2014

Souvenir?

Short post for now as I am awaiting class.

I got to school this morning (doing the sweat pant walk of shame) and realized I had a sticky substance in my hair. No other explanation can be given except for last nights hookup with "Z"

So, this one is for all the girls who have ever got to school only to realize there was cum in your hair. ✌️

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

An Awkward Lunch

12:30 pm has always been my lunch time at work, assuming I work the day shift. Two other ladies and I all go at the same time, it's our thing. Were all kind of the same in the way we express ourselves verbally with sometime crude innuendo and the like. Lately, after his recent marriage, our store manager has been eating lunch with us. He is my age but he is the least bit crude. He turns tomato red at swear words. I'm never really sure how to talk to him and today I found myself sitting alone with him upstairs, trying to enjoy my ramen noodles. Do I need to hold a conversation? Is silence okay? If I talk what do I say? I mean besides work, what else do we have in common? Uh... This. This is awkward. 

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

New girl on the blog

I've never been good at this whole blogging thing. I mean, who the hell cares what I have to say anyway? However, I tend to feel better after writing so this is really more for me than anyone else. If it takes off, great, if it goes no where then great.

A few things about me...
I am 20 years of age. (I think that it is funny that people tend to lead with their age when describing themselves as though it really tells us anything. I have met genius 12 year olds and dumbass 30 year olds. However, I suppose it tells you approximately where I am in life, although that could be a totally invalid assumption.)
I am a white female and no, I do not like pumpkin spice lattes. Yes, I do enjoy Starbucks though.
I work full time as an Assistant store manager and as the head scanner and receiver of a hometown grocery store, which is part of a corporate chain.
I attend college full time, two days a week, at a local community college. I haven't really decided on a major yet but I am leaning towards science or math given my analytical tendencies.
I am overweight and have quite a few medical concerns. I feel this is important because it will give you a better sense of my point of few. I do not think it has hindered my life in many ways but it certainly has influenced it.

I will expound on these things and more later in another post.

Until then, as I must get to class, remember, this one is for the girls.